"I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier."

spork:

do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”

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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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helloutboy:

the only boy you’ll ever need in ur life is fall out boy

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skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

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wantly:

♡

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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craylittleliars:

Life is too short to pretend you’re attracted to Channing Tatum

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reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

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rapunzelie:

men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input

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trulylame:

I wanna be a tiny person that lives on plants

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